From Fast Food Junkie to Plant-Based Queen || The Delilah Tessa Everly Story 🌱🔥

Once upon a time, I was another broke twenty-something eating fast food dollar burgers and drinking corporate coffee—until my body revolted. Through chronic fatigue, tension migraines, breakouts, and a soul-sucking dog-fish-and-cubicle 9-to-5 corporate job, I realized I was silently microwaving myself into an early grave. 💀

And then came The Epiphany™ while having a panic attack at 3 A.M. about my Excel spreadsheets: What if food could be my revolution? I cashed out my 401k (fight me, Dave Ramsey), bought a one-way ticket to Bali, and located a legit vegan shaman who taught me how to turn jackfruit into pulled "pork" and, with a single raised eyebrow, silenced diet culture. 🍍✨

Fast-forward pipelining through blood, kombucha, and tears and here I am, the Plant-Based Alchemist—turning skeptics into believers with sexy smoothie bowls and savage takes on Big Food. My purpose? To show that you don't have to be a yoga influencer named Moonbeam to thrive on plants—badasses who want clear skin and incredible energy get to have ethical clapbacks too. 💅

P.S. Yes, I will fight your uncle at your Thanksgiving celebration over his "humans need meat" rant. Try me.